So I go to the Mitre ( http://1pumplane.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/the-mitre-oxford/ ) for breakfast, place my order including a half pint of Carling, and participated in this exchange: Mitre Monkey: "We don't sell beer until 10." drSR: "Oh, well, cancel the brekkie, then." MM: "Alcoholic." drSR: "Pardon me? This is a pub that doesn't sell alcohol. I can get a shit breakfast anywhere that doesn't sell alcohol. Do you realise you wouldn't even be here to try to insult me if your dad had gone to a whorehouse that didn't sell pussy?" MM: "There's no need for that sort of language, mate." I'll bag Carling #11 somewhere else. I think that might be for the best (something in the tone of that "mate"). |
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Slow Ride - on hold at 10 as of breakfast 3 Jan - probably barred from the Mitre
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3 comments:
Well done Sir!
Somewhere, sometime, that line is going to get me fired. Thank you!
If the guy had been bigger or if I had been drinking already, I would have opted for, "that's DOCTOR Alcoholic, to you;" I'm less rude when I've been drinking and/or don't have a fighting chance.
drSR
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